"LIVING FOREVER" by JTK.CA
The mad scientist,
Who wanted to live forever,
Filled his syringe with sap
From a bristlecone pine
And injected immortality
Into his vein.
After being a widower one hundred seventy thousand times
And travelling across the universe twenty-eight times,
He was struck by lightning
On Planet Five of the Einstein System
And died one day before
His eight millionth birthday.
He's buried next to Dorian Gray.
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